Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.

Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!

by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

juicing the piglet

The act of unnaturally forcing an internet meme's propagation.

Tricky tried to get everyone to start juicing the piglet by offering a rasher of bacon as first prize.

by FSpaggMonster November 21, 2010

piglet

A very beautiful young woman who makes the occasional, cute squealing sound when surprised, scared, or flustered.

Aww, piglet.

by MAB88 June 26, 2008

Pigtits

Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.

"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"

by ArisR July 21, 2007

piglin

a corrupt, greedy Republican...

The piglin sided with Big Oil, mining companies, wealthy trophy hunters and other entrenched special interests in support of policies that would greatly harm the wild life we treasure...

by SensuellMan October 27, 2008

Piglet

The sordid and, obviously, pink creature of wierdly non-porcine origins, in A.A.Milne's "Winnie the Pooh." A baby kangaroo, Piglet often gets himself into confusing situations, like being stranded in trees when it's raining, if I am remembering my English childhood correctly.

My uncle, a civil engineer from New Delhi, was a contract worker for the Iraqi government in the mid 1980s. He once visited us in the UK, and insisted on taking me and my sister to Harrods. My sister immediately chose a high-quality Piglet, complete with green corduroy onesie. Actually, writing this example makes me realize that Piglet was not a baby kangaroo at all. He was an actual piglet. Sorry about that. Back to Harrods. I believe I selected a white mohair jumper that I wore on special occasions, such as Dorcas Day, throughout my adolescent years. It is difficult to explain what Dorcas Day is.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 9, 2009