piddle wank
The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
piddle wank by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA
A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.
Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.
The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.
Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.
The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}
David}: Craig, can you [clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
David}: Craig, can you [clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA by Telephony April 6, 2019
Related Words
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Piddle puddle
/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
Piddle puddle by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
piddle-piss
The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.
Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.
Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)
Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.
Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)
Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."
The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
piddle-piss by dablainester July 17, 2009
piddle stank town
A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"
"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"
"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"
piddle stank town by Friesn'Burger April 4, 2009