perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

by Seanason July 17, 2018

perth

The place where all musicians forget exists

I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...

by Immy707 November 12, 2015

Perth Dole Run

When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.

Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."

by aussiegamercop October 24, 2018

pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck

Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable

by Marmalade November 19, 2019

Perthki

When something is complete bullshit.

A "Guess no free yard today"

B "That's some major league perthki g"

by stoner420x February 19, 2023

perty

pretty

that gal over there sure is perty

by Anonymous November 3, 2003