Penisfingers

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

by molomay April 4, 2009

Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

penisinary

If you’re dating a male, and your with holding sex, you’re significant others dick will be in the penisinary.

You pissed me off, your dick is going into the penisinary.

by Dick jail March 19, 2019

penisinmybooty

fuck me argh

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by PENXPY December 8, 2020

penistating

Putting a penis in a vagina

I was penistating my girls vagina

by Ihatefortnite901 January 9, 2021

Penistika

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.

Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.

by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021

Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022