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pedophilia

Its the attraction not the act of sex.
by JR April 14, 2005
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O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.
Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.
by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009
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popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.
Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.
by jacobymin June 12, 2007
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Marketing Pedophilia

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
by fuckub May 3, 2014
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Pedophilia

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia
by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017
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podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.
Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.
by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011
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peniphobia

The fear of something that possesses a penis.
Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.
by pot harry August 7, 2011
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