patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.

Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"

by kangah May 14, 2009

Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!

by dasmann March 28, 2010

Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.

Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)

by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

Mirroring athleticism

The act of being able to see something athletic done, then having the ability to mirror it perfectly or close to perfect. With little to no practice.

Brady lacked the mirroring athleticism to play basketball or lift weights like his coach showed him.

by Jacob T’s vault December 8, 2020

Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

athleticism

The art of neglecting fat kids.

Dodgeball, Tag, and Movement are all prime examples of athleticism.

by dodgeball equals life February 23, 2008