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Crotch Parrot

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.
by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013
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rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
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Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"
by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022
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Line Parrot

A person who people think is funny... but in truth all they're doing is quoting lines from funny movies, t.v. shows, or other media.
Annoyed person #1: Dude, why do people think Ben is so funny? All he ever does is quote Dane Cook.
Annoyed person #2: Yeah man, guys a total line parrot... and douche.
by Brock Boneswell November 17, 2009
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Patooti

Noun: A wild beast of pray. Often seen eating plant matter of the soy based type. Lives out of a suitcase.
Wow, looks at Patooti hung over and didn't make it to work, tisk tisk...
by Jasanity April 1, 2009
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Parrotlet

A small cute parrot. I like to kiss them and love them.
Woodrow is a cute little parrotlet that loves kisses :)
by woody November 28, 2003
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