Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

panochuda

A girl with a fat camel toe or pussy

Estas bien panochuda

by Real Miggo Struggle April 29, 2023

Panooch

1. Female genitalia
2. Vulva

"Well, come on," she demanded, "this panooch ain't gonna lick itself!"

by Daddy Panoochi October 7, 2025