paikon

a smelly emo streamer wearing a wig and the same crusty mask everyday who has never once touched grass. (a blue hoodie too that has never once touched water) he spends his free time packing nuggets while being paid a cent above minimum wage. he spends that money on whaling on a gacha game called “Genshin Impact”. also, he is deathly afraid of playing roblox horror games due to past trauma of pissing himself after playing the Mimic.

paikon deez nuts in yo mouth

by ispilledmyfish July 2, 2022

paedonoia

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.

Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.

by Mikky April 3, 2004

phaidon

Usually a kind and intelligent person who struggles with social skills. They are often misunderstood when they try to express their feelings and appear to be rude or annoying. They tend to be hot or handsome but cannot get a date due to their awkwardness around the other sex. If you know a Phaidon be careful, they might like you but just can’t show it.

Stop being such a Phaidon and ask her out already!

by Don’tDieYet,IWantToFirst October 20, 2018

Paimon

emergency food. and a toy 🤨

“i love eating paimon, its the best food ever uwu”

by mondstadt February 3, 2021

Pardon the gas

Excuse my flatulence, please.

Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!

by Burt Farp January 2, 2007

Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

Pardon my ghetto

A phrase used as a preposition before a speaker delves into full-fledged American Ebonic-English and/or into African-American subject material derived from ghettos.

Pardon my ghetto, but pink lemonade is the new red Kool-Aid

by BlackFrankLuntz November 7, 2012