2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014

paddling

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?

by 9ma December 30, 2007

Pagaliniums

("paszh-uh-lin-ee-ums") a number of pages over one page

"Yo, do you have deuce pagaliniums handy? I have to take some notes"

by Mr Yoka Boss December 30, 2009

Paralining

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining

Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that

by jib1235 September 25, 2010

Paddlin

Noun- Forerunner drug to Ritalin.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.

I'm Gen X, we didn't have Ritalin. We had its predecessor, Paddlin. It was applied topically to the buttocks as needed.

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

piddy-paddling

the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other

Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!

by LoserPopculture February 9, 2021