Paddlin

Noun- Forerunner drug to Ritalin.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.

I'm Gen X, we didn't have Ritalin. We had its predecessor, Paddlin. It was applied topically to the buttocks as needed.

by anonymous February 26, 2025

that's a paddlin'

For something that shouldn't be done, and if done, results in a paddlin'

Jasper: Talkin' outta turn. That's a paddlin'
Lookin' out da window. That's a paddlin'
Starin' ats mys sandles. That's a paddlin;
Paddlin' the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

by Victor142 July 30, 2011

2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014

Puddlin'

PUHD-lin, (n.)— a female act, by way of prematurely expelling bodily fluid in anticipation of meeting a potential mate. Popularized in the East Village of New York City.

When Susan found out that Brandon was meeting her at the bar for drinks, she started puddlin'.

BlackBerry Messenger Emoticon: =-?

by dylan_mckay January 18, 2011

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.

*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"

by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011