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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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Paddling

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?
by Tgregsz January 26, 2010
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paddling

The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.
Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?

Anne: Where are you thinking of going?

Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?

Anne: Sure!
by mlhiss April 2, 2008
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Paddling

When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno
I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling

Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)
by HurricaneSpud November 10, 2019
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paddling

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?
by 9ma December 30, 2007
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Paddling The Pink Canoe

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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paddling the canoe

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
by Randy Smith June 11, 2006
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