pwnership

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!

by Bob882 September 30, 2004

Panera Job

To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.

Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!

by Justin-Cider October 25, 2011

Panerrhea

The result of food poisoning from Panera.

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."

by pantstore January 29, 2012

Piner

When you go back to numerous girls houses and fail to convert on every occasion

That guy is such a Piner, he has been back to three girls houses in the last month and still didnt get laid!

by Dynamo Banter March 25, 2013

smol pener

A man that has a small penis

Man Max has a smol pener.

by Mxjc2018 March 28, 2017

pwntergeist

Pwn-ter-geist
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.

1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!

2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.

by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007

paneranoia

A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.

I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.

by Jason Jack Miller February 5, 2009