predumped

1. The act of being rejected before being given a chance, in which one party rejects the other before either has sufficient evidence to make any valid assessments of the other's character for fear of being legitimitely attracted to said rejectee. Most common when the rejecter is about to move away.

2. Preemptive rejection

"Jane just recently met someone; however, he is about to graduate from the university and though they got along great, she was predumped a few days ago."

by TheArtfulFox April 15, 2010

presumpchewous

When someone assumes it is okay to eat your food.

My co-worker ate my lunch, how presumpchewous!

by Don Rambo June 26, 2017

Astral Procumtion

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.

Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".

by The butter man January 14, 2020

precuperate

To preemptively store energy and rest before an event or happening that is known to be stressful or otherwise sapping of one's energy.

Coined by Drifting Cloud of the western tribes

"Yo man, I'm gonna scale mount Everest tomorrow! I finna precuperate tonight dogggggg!"

by Shintobarb Troop #1 December 25, 2007

presumptuous

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.

He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers

by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005

pre cum dripple

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion

don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.

by mydasx January 7, 2006

Precupping

Cupping The Testicles Too Soon After Inserting It Into The Vagina.

Anthony Was Precupping His Testicles With Andrea.

by Anthenee December 9, 2008