Pothole Skank

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

potholes in your lawn

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".

If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.

by chrissypants August 17, 2006

Pothole (Describing someone)

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.

POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes

by Potsy August 19, 2020

Payday Pothole

This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.

CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"

HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

The 13 Day Pothole

This happens when you get paid on Friday, and its all gone by that Saturday at noon, and you have 50 cents to make it till next payday... and you get paid BI WEEKLY...

CarL: " dude...!! you still owe me $40, man..I wish you could just f-n pay me this week, because I hit the 13 Day Pothole"

HaL: " looks like you're gunna have to wait... I just bagged a 13 Day Pothole myself, I owed my loan shark $300"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014