asian obligations

The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.

White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.

by crusty.noah August 21, 2007

4 second obligatory

When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.

Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

obligation message

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010

Obliviated

- Over kill, not assassinated but just total gore and carnage. Sometimes refered during war time or killing females

The German Nazi war machine "obliviated" female judens at my vacation spot Auschwitz

by Desert Fox86 January 17, 2010

obligatory sex definition

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

by kendguy August 15, 2023

penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010

obliviated

To get highly intoxicated via alcohol or narcotics. Remember people on Quaaludes?

Jane gangbanged the team as she was obliviated last night. Jane stop this crazy thing!

by benitomusso60 December 23, 2003