The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.

Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009

nowheres

1. the process(es) of following one’s own feet
the understanding of constant change as the only stability
• readiness to move after one’s own light-paths
2. the state(s) of unrealities

• the erasing of lines of reality for endless possibilities

places as unexpected, unplanned, and random

fall asleep next to me, and you'll always be in your unrealities and your nowheres

by iiidaida July 23, 2011

New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joe Zumchak September 4, 2008

Nowhere Time

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)

My day sucked. I wanna go to nowhere time.

by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009

Edge of Nowhere

Edge of Nowhere is a gaming site that was originally named Blizzhackers and focuses on hacking video games produced by Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzhackers was shut down by Blizzard for legality issues and the website returned as "Edge of Nowhere". Now offering a minimal amount of hacks and cheats, Edge of Nowhere continues because of its close-knit userbase (most of whom have known each other for around 5 years).

I spend way too much time on Edge of Nowhere.

by Foxtrot22 October 30, 2007

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.

Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.

by FUCK! THERE'S MORE HILLBILLIES April 1, 2021

nowhere

1. A general term used to describe a rural setting with few signs of being inhabited.

2. A nonexistant or imagined place which has the feasibility to subconsciously exist.

1. I smoked one in nowhere last night and had a real trip of an adventure.

2. Somewhere within the subconscious mind lies a place called nowhere-- a void inside of time and space which is seemingly existant to the individual.

by Jimmy(at the trap) February 9, 2009