nonsuch park

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

by claire January 19, 2004

Nonuple Penetration

To have 9 forms of cock inside of a woman.

1st penis: Vagina
2nd penis: Asshole
3rd penis: Left Armpit
4th penis: Right Armpit
5th penis: Tits
6th penis: Left Hand
7th penis: Right Hand
8th penis: Clamped between feet
9th penis: Mouth

Did you see that whore steves mom in that porno doing the nonuple penetration with those African tribesmen? Bitch is sick

by Serge G April 30, 2008

nookus

The nook in your woman's tuckus where your junk rests while you spoon.

Rolling over to spoon my wife, I made sure to place my junk in her nookus so I would be comfortable.

by abhorrentbanana June 10, 2010

nonfuck

A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.

Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.

by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010

nonunderstandable

Something that is not understandable.

indescribable inconcievable

Your face is nonunderstandable.

by Smart dude. April 26, 2011

Nonking

v; to mess or fool around

Gerald, quit nonking around and get this dang pie in the oven.

by Skronkhead123 February 20, 2017

NoNutItious

NoNutItious is a disease you catch during No Nut November. Your body starts to malfunction from lack of masturbation and you start to get ill. You can only get NoNutItious when participating in this challenge without losing. NoNutItious can cause coughing, sneezing, runny nose, and excessive horny-ness. Don't let this sickness stop you from beating (pun intended) No Nut November, not everyone gets affected, but it can be contagious. Fight your way through your illness, and show everyone how you're superior. Stay safe, and make sure not to nut!

Jessica: Hey, where's Jake?
Kevin: Oh, he's at home sick with NoNutItious

by Julietsos November 13, 2019