Noner

(Nuisance Boner) also known as a R.O.B - Random Occurring Boner - generally happens when you are bored "stiff", in school or family events and all things in between. This is the type of boner that usually goes unnoticed, non the less you are completely aware of what is happening. The more you convince yourself you don't want wood the harder it gets.

(you) - So i was at my family christmas the other day and my aunt kept blabbing about her divorce problems, next thing you know. Mad Noner is coming on.
(Buddy) - Haha happens every time!
(you) - I know man and the more you try to stop it the more raging it gets.

by larrski September 20, 2012

noner

(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.

2. the opposite of a boner.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.

by Morgan Freemans Wormhole February 26, 2011

nonecdote

An anecdote that's a bit dull and not really worth coming out with.

A nonecdote....I had a pizza last night, it was a thin crust but it wasn't very crusty.

by Rob Muirhead February 10, 2008

Nonederthere

It's what you wear when you can't bare the feel of underwear. Going commando. Free balling.

It was quite the sight when Matt wore his nonederthere while playing basketball.

by The Hoosier January 24, 2010

Nonnerdian

Someone who's not a nerd.

What a nonnerdian

by Sandralichious June 28, 2011

noner

when something, or someone is disgusting or ugly. the reverse effect of being turned on.

this place is giving me a total noner.

by mofobious January 3, 2017

Noner

When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you

Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner

by SuperMegaCumblast420 November 9, 2019