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Nerdgasm

A rhetorical debate or discussion resulting in mind-blowing excitement and the sudden and increasing release of endorphins into the body (much like an orgasm) immediately following a series of intellectual word-f$&*ing. The example below actually happened - this mind-screw was completely and spontaneously improvised! ...not to mention that the fact it was an analogy about sex (one guy and three girls)... using ICE CREAM! lol. Such a nerdgasm!
Male: You’re on my mind.
Female: Why?
M: Neapolitan ice cream. I have a redhead, a brunette, and what color is your hair?
F: HA! Blonde! Nice! Well, this vanilla just might melt away behind the chocolate and strawberry before you can scoop me up. No offense!
M: You might be surprised at how fulfilled ice cream feels when the right spoon is used
F: Oic
M: ...because w/o that person to enjoy the ice cream with that perfect spoon, would that ice cream be able to fulfill its purpose of being savored... truly enjoyed by the senses?
F: But how do you know you have the right spoon for this vanilla? I mean, there are many different spoons and MANY kinds of ice cream! And different flavors should not have their individual eccentricities neglected when selecting the proper spoon.
M: LMAO agreed! The only way to tell is to try.
F: Hmmm- I wouldn't say the ONLY way to know is to try. One could get to know what needs the ice cream may have.
M: Ice cream should be tasted, not heard! How does one get to know what needs the ice cream has?
F: By checking out the cover, then the label; find out what kind of ice cream, if it was like others you'd had before, if it was NUTS, or fruity, or some sort of rocky road to it. Then you'd refine your spoon choice with experience.
**Pause**
F: Whew... I gotta admit, that was fun!
M: Are you smiling?
F: Completely! That was such a NERDGASM I had right there! What about you? Where's your head?
M: That NERDGASM was shared! :D
by NIC-Spot July 28, 2012
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Norgasm

n. Intense, semi-erotic, sense of pleasure and excitement experienced or anticipated by a person keenly interested in all things Norwegian when they come close to gaining such an item, or on arriving in Norway. From Norge: name for Norway in Norwegian + Orgasm: sexual climax
Seeing a live performance of Ibsen's Peer Gynt, accompanied by Grieg's incidental music, gave Ingrid a Norgasm.
by Norgasm July 2, 2016
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Nerdgasm

Noun: Seeing, experiencing and or being part of an event so absolutley nerd like, so f^@&ing dorky you have an almost orgasmic like experience. Similar experiences can be classified as Dorkrections or a "Fully Stimulated Geeklitorous"
"Dude I just saw the trailer for spiderman 3 and almost had a nerdgasm" ; "I just played halo 3 beta and had huge nerdgasm. You should have seen the size of my dorkrection man, You could have put a like half a dozen donuts on it!"
by Comikazee May 4, 2007
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nerdgasm

The intense feeling of joy a nerd feels when he or she plays World of Warcraft (WoW) for the first time.
Holy shit! Ted just got a nerdgasm!
by Sir Butters Leopold Stotch August 23, 2010
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Nerdgasm

for ones brain to melt and reform in the shape of a boner
wow its an ATI Radeon HD 4890 X2 4GB GDDR5!! -nerdgasms-
by darfius September 25, 2009
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Nerdgasm

1. A Nerdgasm, is the act of having an Orgasmic like felling when doing or experiencing something extremely nerdy like opening a new video game.

2. A Nerdgasm can be experienced during epic nerd battles usually over Star Wars, Star Trek, video games, ect.
I Opened my Halo: Reach Legendary Edition last night and had a total Nerdgasm.
by Secret Cobraz October 16, 2010
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Nerdgasm

A orgasmic feeling when one sees something so nerdy, they go into a state of bliss. Much like a cat on catnip.
After googling so much Legend of Zelda cosplay, she nerdgasmed for a whole hour and eventually fell asleep.
by lolicakes June 9, 2011
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