Ned

When one's neck is so fat it forms onto his fat head

Jeff has a huge Ned.

by ned Flanders October 18, 2004

Ned

Someone who gets really drunk and starts aggressively groping every girl in sight.

John: "what the fuck is he doing?"

Bruce: " ah fuck, he is doing a Ned!"

by bond100 October 14, 2014

Ned

Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.

May also be used as a verb or an adjective.

Female gender variant: "Nedna"

Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"

Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"

Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."

by Johnny Angel November 13, 2004

Ned

Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.

Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"

by Mr Genital May 21, 2017

Ned

scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.

Look at that guy hes such a ned.

by shrieker September 22, 2003

Ned

A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.

This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases

Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked

by ,,,,”” July 16, 2019

Ned

A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him

Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"

by Anonymous18572 July 9, 2016