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Short for Edward; A very handsome and sexy guy with a jacked body, and would be considered a gym-rat although he does his workouts at home. He thinks he's a roadman but it's funny so don't mention it around him. He's incredibly good at lying and tricking people, and will sometimes make you feel like the dumbest person in the room, (which you are). Despite this, he's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. He acts very different around the people he's close to and he's incredibly caring, for someone that wears adidas religiously. He's the kind of guy that would probably emote irl but he'd make it look cool, cuz he's Ned. He also has a really shitty music taste but he firmly believes that everyone should like it. Behind his roadman facade, he's super loving and is actually very submissive in the bedroom. He likes it if you meow during intercourse, and he likes to be tied up as Ned's a kinky little kitten. However, he's one of the coolest and nicest people you'll ever meet, and once you meet a Ned, your life will never be the same.
A: Woah, look at Ned's abs - he's totally jacked!

B: Fr, I just wanna tie him up and meow for him
by sxmplyelena January 5, 2023
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Amazing friend and has a kind personality. He likes to stick with the current trend, and can be very dramatic at times. Despite this, an Erik Russ-Czerwik will make an amazing friend to you, and will stay loyal and true! He’s very sweet and kind and is usually referred to as ‘VSCO boy’.
Person a: “Have you seen Erik Russ-Czerwik lately?”
Person b: “Oh! Vsco boy? Yeah, I know him!”

Erik Russ-Czerwik is usually seen wearing a scrunchie round his wrist.

You know who is an amazing, kind and funny friend?! Erik Russ-Czerwik
by sxmplyelena November 8, 2019
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Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh

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Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider
by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022
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