Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.
Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010
Get the Nearfetched mug.A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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by asterisarat March 28, 2021
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by razman March 21, 2004
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In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
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George: Oviedo.
Jeff: Never heard of it.
George: It's near Orlando
Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
George: Oviedo.
Jeff: Never heard of it.
George: It's near Orlando
Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
by Ba Zuke A January 3, 2011
Get the It's near Orlando mug.As well as liking their house to be permanently clean, a neat freak likes to have every element of their life tidy and in order. Unlike people with OCD neat freaks do not repetitively and obsessively clean things but they also can get upset when something is out of order because order equals control, hence security.
Jill is such a neat freak! She cleans her house thoroughly every day and also irons all her kids' clothes. They always look clean and tidy.
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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