cyber life

The imaginary, fantasy, role-playing life that gamers have instead of a real life. The sad thing is that a lot of them think it's real or prefer it to reality. Some of them can't even tell the difference between a cyber life and a real life.
Josh is such a sad case. He spends so much time playing WoW that he thinks his cyber life is his "real" life - and that his real life is fantasy.
by lyndal June 22, 2007
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deal

A word used mainly by Okies when they either don't know or can't remember the name of something, or are too lazy to think about the correct word.
1) "Do you want to borrow this CD?"

"Yeah, just put it on that deal over there."

2)

"See this deal my sister gave me?"

"What deal? Oh, that ring. I thought you were talking about something else."
by lyndal June 22, 2007
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sewer rat

A plumber, especially one that specialises in unblocking toilets.
Poor old Dave, he works as a sewer rat. But hey, he gets paid good money for it!
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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icy pole

A penis that is cold but somehow still erect.
It was so cold last night that Carl had an icy pole. It was so stiff he couldn't even pee.
by lyndal June 22, 2007
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desert rose

A beautiful woman from the Middle East or North Africa. Popularised by the Sting song of the same name.
"Look at that Algerian girl. She's truly a desert rose!"
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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neat freak

As well as liking their house to be permanently clean, a neat freak likes to have every element of their life tidy and in order. Unlike people with OCD neat freaks do not repetitively and obsessively clean things but they also can get upset when something is out of order because order equals control, hence security.
Jill is such a neat freak! She cleans her house thoroughly every day and also irons all her kids' clothes. They always look clean and tidy.
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
by lyndal June 21, 2007
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