lyndal's definitions

strangle a darkie

Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.

I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

sewer rat

A plumber, especially one that specialises in unblocking toilets.

Poor old Dave, he works as a sewer rat. But hey, he gets paid good money for it!

by lyndal June 21, 2007

icy pole

A penis that is cold but somehow still erect.

It was so cold last night that Carl had an icy pole. It was so stiff he couldn't even pee.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

deal

A word used mainly by Okies when they either don't know or can't remember the name of something, or are too lazy to think about the correct word.

1) "Do you want to borrow this CD?"

"Yeah, just put it on that deal over there."

2)

"See this deal my sister gave me?"

"What deal? Oh, that ring. I thought you were talking about something else."

by lyndal June 22, 2007

cyber life

The imaginary, fantasy, role-playing life that gamers have instead of a real life. The sad thing is that a lot of them think it's real or prefer it to reality. Some of them can't even tell the difference between a cyber life and a real life.

Josh is such a sad case. He spends so much time playing WoW that he thinks his cyber life is his "real" life - and that his real life is fantasy.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

desert rose

A beautiful woman from the Middle East or North Africa. Popularised by the Sting song of the same name.

"Look at that Algerian girl. She's truly a desert rose!"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Westies

People who live in the western suburbs of Sydney, but specifically referring to ferals.

Some of those Westies from Blacktown are real ferals!

by lyndal June 21, 2007