nought

no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.

Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..

by missmac@ya March 24, 2009

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

by Seb the skater January 20, 2019

The Naughty Farmer

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.

"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

by Rossalicous April 11, 2007

Nauhan

biggest swear word ever to exist

Omg Josh is such a Nauhan!

by Nauhan October 30, 2018

naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.

"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."

by CasioClay December 18, 2007

napghanistan

Indianapolis' nickname

Yo anyone want to visit my boy in napghanistan this weekend

by johnnboi January 28, 2018