Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
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1. People (and their groupies/followers) who write comments on social networking sites that they will never say in non-virtual reality; People on social networking sites that hide behind a computer monitor and their virtual browbeating facades; People on social networking sites that have courage from spatial and corporeal distances.
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1. People (and their groupies/followers) who write comments on social networking sites that they will never say in non-virtual reality; People on social networking sites that hide behind a computer monitor and their virtual browbeating facades; People on social networking sites that have courage from spatial and corporeal distances.
2. People (and their groupies/followers) who act tough and say comments on social networking sites to incite confrontation that they have no intentions of backing up.
FACEBOOK STATUS:
Person 1: I would totally hit Person 2 'cause he said something that does not agree with my sensibilities.
Person 2: When it comes to taboo subjects such as sex, war, drugs, religion, violence, and/or politics, you act like such a S.N.A.P. So if you're feelin' froggy, then leap!
(Person 1 scatters whenever they see Person 2)
TWITTER:
Je$u$ Freak: I'm glad that my church preaches abstinence @ abortion clinics. I'm pro-life gosh darnit! I'm a mercenary, in the Lord's Army.
(An arbitrary amount of time later)
Je$u$ Freak: God damn it! Why don't I have that many subscribers?
Beelzebubblicious: Because you're actin' like such a S.N.A.P.!
Person 1: I would totally hit Person 2 'cause he said something that does not agree with my sensibilities.
Person 2: When it comes to taboo subjects such as sex, war, drugs, religion, violence, and/or politics, you act like such a S.N.A.P. So if you're feelin' froggy, then leap!
(Person 1 scatters whenever they see Person 2)
TWITTER:
Je$u$ Freak: I'm glad that my church preaches abstinence @ abortion clinics. I'm pro-life gosh darnit! I'm a mercenary, in the Lord's Army.
(An arbitrary amount of time later)
Je$u$ Freak: God damn it! Why don't I have that many subscribers?
Beelzebubblicious: Because you're actin' like such a S.N.A.P.!
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