memphis

1. A city located in the very southwest corner of Tennessee. Named after Memphis, Egypt because of its location on a major river. The Egyptian name means "place of good abode". It is the largest city in Tennessee and is THE OASIS OF THE ENTIRE SOUTH.

2. M.E.M.P.H.I.S. - "Making easy money pimping hoes in style". Comes from a popular tradition among the urban youth of Memphis to make acronyms of exsisting words (like Budweiser means "Bitch, you do what ever I say, even run:). This saying was NOT envented by rapper Memphis Bleek. He changed his name to Memphis Bleek after spending time in Memphis.

I she paid my car note 'cause of the M.E.M.P.H.I.S. in me.

by Memphis 10 June 27, 2005

murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

Dude, i got murphied.

by Mahday March 24, 2008

Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 23, 2010

mmph

The traditional sound someone makes when they are gagged.

"No, don't put that tape on my--MMPH!"

by Cheesenuggets July 28, 2007

memphamous

A term describing the state of being a celebrity in the city of Memphis, Tennessee. Those who are memphamous are not celebrities of the typical variety, but are as unique as the famed city itself. It's a lifestyle.

"My one goal in life is to be memphamous. Who's with me?" - Sarah Knowles

by Cecil T. Brown June 29, 2011

memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

Murphoipea

The definition of Murphoipea is a mystery. The only knowledge is that the word exists and it’s a biproduct of murph.

Hey Caroline, you’ll never know what MURPHOIPEA is.

by Murphanian January 7, 2019