MOP 

MOP Is an acronym for Mozart of Pussy. It can be used to refer to any lady you see that is of unbelievable hotness, especially as regards the shape of camel toe or shave pattern of pubes.

Wow Taylor, you are the MOP!

MOP by juaco September 7, 2009

MOP 

mop stands for Morbidly Obese Person someone who fat people call fat. If you were a mop and fell down you would not be able to get back up easily because you are too round.

Look at the mop unable to make it through the door because they are too big.

MOP by Twolizard October 21, 2011

Mop 

Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use

Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.

Mop by Slippy Slippy Sir February 15, 2013

MOP 

Marinade Overwhelming Pressure.
It basically means (marinade) sink the overwhelming pressure of a situation, like put it aside, then start afresh. its another texitng shortcut. It is used when things get awkward, u know like breaking the ice/silence or one doesn't know what to say in a certain situation. its like breaking a twix bar, need a moment, just say MOP, and it should stall some time. It can also be used for conversation starter or try to bring back a dead conversation. Saying in person is most fun, esp to annoy one's peers. try to clean up your conversation today, by using MOP. It can be used at anytime one feels necessary to use it like (lol).

Ro : hey dude whatup
Jef : sup, chillin u?
Ro : same

time passes, words unspoken
Ro: MOP
Jef : LOL :) so what did u do today?

(see how the conversation started again, took away awkwardness) lol see how he broke the silence?

Ro :MOP
Jef : wat? hey

(look at this example, see how the convo started?)

To annoy ones peers "mop mop mop mop" just say it over and over again in person, or if they dont talk lol

(for this last example, might only want to do with peers one is close to lol)

MOP by rororourboat903 September 29, 2011

Mop 

A term used largely by gay men and drag queens that simply means "to steal or take without asking or buying." The term was coined during RuPaul's Drag Race Season Three.

Person 1: How much money we got between us befoe we go into the store, gir?

Person 2: idk, but whatever we can't afford we can just mop gir

Mop by mslarue May 21, 2013

Mop 

when a old overused woman gets soo loose that her baby maker cleans up anything on the floor and when it gets wet it cleans up all of the stains on hardwood and linoleum surfaces

I'm soo happy my grandma came over, I really had to mop up the floor

Mop by Largefarva97 October 31, 2014

mop 

A bowl shaped haircut that is extremely amusing.

Denis'hey look at that wally with the mop'
Steve 'That's Chris'

mop by Anonymous August 30, 2003