MOP

Motherfucker Operating Poorly

Stop standing around like a Mop and count this money

by Jackson Blue May 11, 2014

MOP

Member of Public

The MOP who’d reported the offence had sounded either demented, or on drugs, or something – but definitely not one hundred per cent in touch with reality. -- "Halting State" by Charles Stross

by Jabster January 11, 2012

MOP

Miserable Old Person

Wow was that a MOP, or what?....

by cornishmunkey June 05, 2009

MOP

MOP came about while shopping for condoms. Its Widely used throughout Milwaukee. It means to get or give head.

friend 1: Bro what did you do last night

friend 2: Nothing had some company, got some mop you know the usual.

by Kid Cash June 26, 2009

MOP

1. A term standing for "Mouth On Penis." MOP originates in a small ghetto town, Brown Deer, WI.

2. Another meaning for blowjob, oral sex (on males), etc.

"Dude, I just got the best MOP ever!"
"Man! That was supposed to be my MOP!!"

by miss_thang69 July 06, 2009

MOP

MOP Is an acronym for Mozart of Pussy. It can be used to refer to any lady you see that is of unbelievable hotness, especially as regards the shape of camel toe or shave pattern of pubes.

Wow Taylor, you are the MOP!

by juaco September 07, 2009

MOP

mop stands for Morbidly Obese Person someone who fat people call fat. If you were a mop and fell down you would not be able to get back up easily because you are too round.

Look at the mop unable to make it through the door because they are too big.

by Twolizard October 22, 2011