Definitions by juaco

Frisco Tornado 

During sex, one partner takes a balloon filled with fart and then pops it during penetration from the rear close enough to the receiver's face to provide a sweet breezy experience just as they are about to cum, hence the "tornado". A popular move in San Francisco

Melissa was craving some rear entry action, so Ted filled a 8" balloon and blew her away with the Frisco Tornado before finishing off on her back.

Frisco Tornado by juaco November 5, 2012

queet 

to quit your job via twitter, literally quit+tweet

Rob: "Hey were is Matt today?"
Todd: "Didn't you get his queet? It's over man."
Rob: "What a gutless bum, now we'll both have to work doubles. At least he could have come in personally."

queet by juaco January 19, 2010

MOP 

MOP Is an acronym for Mozart of Pussy. It can be used to refer to any lady you see that is of unbelievable hotness, especially as regards the shape of camel toe or shave pattern of pubes.

Wow Taylor, you are the MOP!

MOP by juaco September 7, 2009

Jungle Juice 

Any type of sugar based juice substitute which low income people purchase cuz its cheaper than real juice. ESPECIALLY the one-gallon jugs of colored sugar water like the kind that comes in Lil Hugs that you get at Circle K's.

Homeskillet, gives me a pull on yer gallon a jungle juice fo' I come up on over there and nut tap yall.

Jungle Juice by juaco January 30, 2009