monthly visit from Aunt Flo

A girl's period

I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

by Backwoodsnorthernboy March 12, 2012

Monthly blood

Period, menstruation, dyeing your panties red, crimson splash, Aunt Flo, the dreaded red drip, the curse, monthly gift, bloody waterfall, bleeding week.

Don't talk to me. I'm having monthly blood.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Nope, monthly pay

Yes, mummy and daddy bought it for me

Did mummy and daddy pay for that?

Nope, monthly pay

by Late86 July 8, 2022

gross monthly income

An individual's total personal income, before accounting for taxes or deductions.

My gross monthly income is $1,500.

by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

Monthly Allocation

Where you pay her to fuck you in the ass…

My wife gave me the monthly allocation

by Jakup999 January 30, 2022

monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.

Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022