monkeycrack

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.

I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!

by Lady Joker December 13, 2008

A Monkeyfuck

One who fucks squirrels up the ass

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck

by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeydickass

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

MonkeyKick

To move swiftly twoards someone by moving side to side with your arms out like a monkey and then once you reach them to kick them as a monkey would.

During the crazy sleepover, the man attacked the annoying boy by chasing after him and Monkeykicking him.

by DoublePoints Champion June 12, 2010

Monkeyfuck

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

by Lickmedaddi October 22, 2020

Monkeycommentary

Best gorilla tag team ever. Solos TTT

Monkeycommentary is my favorite TikTok account

by anonymous March 2, 2022