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monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.
by Buzzie July 27, 2006
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monkeyboy

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.
by Dave1234 August 12, 2006
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monkeybox

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.
by OwenP October 11, 2007
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Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"
by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008
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monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.
Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.
by Buggs July 22, 2003
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Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.
I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...
by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003
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monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.
That guy is such a monkeydick
by Dave February 1, 2005
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