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mobile chicane

a car that drives so slow in a race that it just slows the other cars as they have to pass by it and doesn't really compete. In a race, it usually ends several laps behind the winner. See Minardi.
The Minardi cars ended the race 4 laps behind Fernado Alonso.

Multiplayer race winner: That n00b was 5 laps behind me!
Other driver: Yeah, he was just a mobile chicane. Slowing us down!
by Captain Sham September 6, 2005
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molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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Mobile gas

Something that is great, amazing. Wow.
Matt: "Yo I just copped these shoes from that store over there bro"
Chris: "Damn, thats some mobile gas right there"
by Nye, Bill May 18, 2019
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Mobilly

a Missouri hillbilly

what people in IL call people from MO
Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
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downwardly mobile

any individual, family, group, or other association of persons who has lost economic, financial, political and social status either suddenly or over a longer period of time.
1. The Winchesters were once the most prominent family in town. But due to bad luck, poor judgement, financial catastrophe and inheritance taxes, they are now, like most everyone else, nobodies. They have become downwardly mobile.
2. The Big Three automobile manufacturers (Chrysler, Ford, General Motors) of Detroit, MI were once the titans of American industry back in the mid-twentieth century. But newer technologies (the internet, the computer laptop, the iPhone, et al), newer regions (Silicon Valley, Wall Street, SunBelt, et al) and other economic, political and social changes have rendered them to the proverbial back-of-the-bus. The Big Three - and Detroit, MI - have become downwardly mobile.
by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017
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Janny Mobile

a floor cleaning machine used my janitors commonly found in big public buildings. may be a rider or push. can be used for many purposed other than cleaning, such as joyriding, transporting goods, racing, stunts, etc.
Dirt: dude the other day at our basketball game we found a siweet janny mobile. greenie got it running and everything!

Bass: That is sick dude. Janny Mobiles are the greatest thing known to man.
by BASS3031 February 4, 2010
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Hmong Mobile

A vehicle driven by a Hmong person containing more occupants than the manual suggests. Usually a minivan or hatchback manufactured earlier than 1990.
Did you see that hmong mobile pull out of that McDonalds? That was some funny shit.
by Hmong Mobile Salesman September 17, 2006
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