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Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(
Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie
by madness.kys March 17, 2019
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micropenis

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?
by YO man john April 25, 2019
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Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA
Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis
by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020
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micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog
Look at that micropenis! ewww!
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024
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Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.
Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.
by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018
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Micropenis

Levi magneson has a Micropenis
by Bryce’s I-watch March 30, 2024
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Micropenis

he has a zaid (a micropenis)
by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023
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