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methuser

Dude Becky is a total methuser
by Billy42021 February 27, 2017
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methene

A molecule hidden by scientists and scientologists alike that very few know about.
It has a chemical formula of CH0 and does not naturally occur.
This methene gas has three unusual properties...
by methene May 21, 2018
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methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face
Jim gave Eric a methane facial
by Pete September 26, 2003
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methuen high

An orange and puke green building consisting of no walls. Even more of a shithole than Methuen itself. Best known for turkey slop days.
by Dan April 4, 2005
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Methuen

Massachusetts' Gaza Strip: poverty-stricken, war-torn, and full of smelly Arabs.

Combined with Lawrence, this place creates a shithole which reeks up the rest of the Merrimack Valley pretty bad. About 90% of the residents are poor and on welfare. Anyone who says "Methuen is better and richer than Lawrence" has obviously never lived in either. The truth is, Methuen is just a run-off of Lawrence where all the White and slightly richer Hispanic people have gone to live because Lawrence is too crowded. Twenty years ago, it was a giant refugee camp for all the Lebs and various Latino groups trying to escape their fucked up countries, and as one would figure they all ended up bringing their host countries' problems with them. It's not unusual to see Leb families trying to cram their 30+ cousins into the projects in the suburban part or a 12-year old kid selling drugs on Broadway. Methuen's main site of commerce, The Loop, has to be the biggest emo hangout spot in the entire country.
Methuen a great place to live if you love drugs, immigrants, and carjackings.
by Former Methuen Resident September 13, 2009
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Methnesia

loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by meth usage.
I'm Unable To Recall Where I Placed my car keys after we got home and I got totally spun out, but I I must have a bad case of METHNESIA.
by Naughtyamazing22 December 29, 2017
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Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014
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