Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.

by chaseoff May 22, 2014

merc'n bitches

to randomly kill people mercenary style.

What are you doing tonight?

Merc'n bitches!!

Damn, you do that pretty much every night.

I got that shit on lock. I'm the president.

by calendar of death June 2, 2008

Merry-Happy Birthsmas

Something you would say to someone with the unfortunate disposition of sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ.

Merry-Happy Birthsmas, Sorry you had to be born on a holiday...

by TheUglyDuckling1234500 December 31, 2011

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Merci-less Burden

Hammer used by the ultimate fatherless child. You will get it shoved up your ass, blocking won't help.

fatherless child 1: Hey bro are you good?
fatherless child 2: Nah bro the ultimate fatherless child just shoved the Merci-less Burden up my ass.
fatherless child 1: Damn..

by okok1345 August 31, 2023

merch link in bio

When someone (a YouTuber) says "merch link in bio" it means he wants your money! Going to the "link in the bio" proves how naive of a person you are.

Jake Paul : MERCH LINK IN BIO
11 year old pleb : HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT 50$ SHIRT!!!!

by Ramdomando May 16, 2018