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manjiki

A name for someone that is from Glendale that thinks that they're "Ghanksta" with an H and a K, but really just need to shave their back.
Did that person just call that guy a "suckah emcee"?
Oh, you mean the guy with the hairy back, he must be a manjiki.
by THUNDERGOD December 7, 2004
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Carlos Mencia

A comedian on a show called 'Mind of Mencia' on Comedy Central. He tries to be offensive by being all racist all the time. Woo. He's so bad. There are three reactions to his comedy:

1. People who applaud him for his 'refreshing political incorrectness' and say how stupid people are who are offended by him.

2. People who are offended, not realizing that's what he's relying on in the first place. Tard. Also falling under this category; so-called patriot fanatics who protect the USA without realizing it hasn't really been attacked in the first place.

3. People who despise him, because he calls himself edgy and talks about how many people hate him. Generally, sensible people.
Person 1: "On Mind of Mencia last night, Carlos Mencia said that black people were lazy and Mexican people cross the border! It was so funny!!"

Person 2: "Oh my god. That pisses me off so much. I know for a fact that not all black people are lazy. I have a few good black co-workers! Also, that bitch is anti-American! I should kick his ass!"

Person 3: "Wake up. You're both tards."
by That Fuzz May 5, 2006
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carlos mencia

N. a "comedian" who has abosolutely no comedic value to his shitty ass name. always rips on peoples races and is trying to be the next dave chapelle. recently has been given a show where he screams and pokes fun at white people, black people, beaners, asians, and muslims.

V. to suck a whole load of dick
carlos mencia should have won the biggest douche of the universe award. damn you john edward you took the glory from carlos mencia!
Comedy Central created mind of mencia as a last ditch effort for ratings seeing as dave chapelle wasnt coming back.
by el reye August 5, 2006
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Mendicant Bias

A forerunner AI built to fight the flood, mentioned in the Halo trilogy.
In order to better fight the flood, the Forerunners created an advanced AI named Mendicant Bias.
by Hurtz2poop February 1, 2010
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Menifee Valley Middle School

A school full of pick me girls and wannabe pimps. Lots of lame fights, and people who feel entitled. Everyone knows everyone and you will prolly get sent to the office for the dumbest stuff. Also full of kids overpricing candy.
Person 1: Bro is that the hood?
Person 2: No that’s just MVMS (Menifee Valley Middle School)
by Someone you prolly no ;) November 15, 2021
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Manji

Technique used in drifting with cars. This is a slow swaying faint like drift where the rear end sways back and forth down a strait.
Dude, look at Chris manji in his Skyline.
by Jiggawhoa May 11, 2004
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carlos mencia

a complete waste of human life. he claims to be edgy and groundbreaking, and he reminds you this after almost every joke. The following is a typical Mencia joke.

"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."

Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.

he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.

And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"you see that joke carlos mencia did about the white people? I ROFLMAO'd!!!!!!

"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
by Kuntry Kat September 12, 2006
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