Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

Melon

If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.

Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.

by shiskebab2056 November 13, 2021

melon

I am melon

Melon is the hottest

by Fuckme69420 August 24, 2021

Melon

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

by RomanThorne October 19, 2015

Melon

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 15, 2017