Mediterranean Sour Patch

When a male shoves something up there penis hole

Gary did the Mediterranean Sour Patch!!!

by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008

Mediterranean Powerwasher

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them

The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen

by Drip Droplets June 3, 2025

Mediterranean Slip and Slide

When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.

"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"

by Axelthered11 August 19, 2019

Mediterranean Shotglass

A smaller version of the Tijuana Spyglass, using a shotglass in place of a beer bottle.

Chad: Did Megan let you give her a Tijuana Spyglass?
Brad: No, but she said maybe we could do the Mediterranean Shotglass.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Mediterranean Mudslide

The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis

Whoa bro did you just Mediterranean Mudslide on me?!

by TexasStreetSweeper November 19, 2023

mediterranean panini

An IT professional most likely named Wes.

Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

by Angelic-A June 3, 2016

Mediterranean circumcision

When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.

by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022