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McDonalds

The place that I work where the customers are more retarted than my coworkers. They come through the drive through to order food, and when I open the window to take their order they just wave and keep going... they then realize their mistake and try to back up while another car is going forward towards my window...

Or they stop halfway through their order to scream at their bratty kids who are beating each other in the back seat. They then forget what they have already ordered and I am forced to repeat the whole order (Hamburger only bun and pickle, fries-no salt, Big Mac only mayo and tartar sauce...) with really wierd special orders... THEN they change their mind, and by that time the food has already been made specially for them with only mayo and tartar sauce...

Thanks for letting me rant.
McDonalds, we love to see you barf.
by Ab0vesuspici0n February 20, 2004
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McCockblock

Someone who inadvertently or purposely cockblocks themselves. And others. As often as possible. Attached as a last name for emphasis.
Dayum, I am such a McCockblock.

Oh, yeah I was so gonna get with that guy, but they don't call me Jessica McCockblock for no reason.
by Cathy with a K April 21, 2007
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McDojo

Martial arts club with no crediblity.
Black belt in 6 months? Mmmmm that smells Like a tasty McDojo
by MintyMoo September 27, 2006
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McDiculous

What you say when you go in to order something from the dollar menu and the total is $1.08.
"Can I get the $1 McChicken?"
"Sure, is that it?"
"Yeah"
"Ok, that's $1.08"
"That's McDiculous" (customer leaves)
by Bob The Genius April 2, 2010
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McDoggie

A group/Cult of Gachatubers who constantly start wars with each other

Mcdoggies Can be spotted out in the wild

Known for being demonic
Wow look at all of those demonic mcdoggies!
by Ballora the gang leader October 12, 2020
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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
by brendan September 9, 2004
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