Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)

I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

Max Hag

A state of being when one is at the maximum level of haggardness.

“Eh brah, you look max hag aye.. get off the shards”

by Mad Bank June 10, 2018

max harris

max harris is a pussy magnet but the only problem is that the women are unconsciouse and dont give consent to anthing. max typicaly has a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small small tiny floppy flat penis

max has no friends and is very bad at sports, he doesnt enjoy them.

person one(lyndon) max why did u quit footbal
max i want to kill myself

max harris here no one cares

by marky boy sparky January 18, 2022

Max Hricz

That cool ass hustler/pusher whos always got a whole lot of money and ladies commin after him.

Stephen: "Yo man, I aint got no money."
Max: "Thats why I fucked your bitch."

by Italian Stallion January 28, 2005

max hardcore

A male humanoid life form which is getting rich because millions of men get turned on by watching violence against and degradation of women and children. The demand for infinitely vile images of women being urinated on, gang raped, being made to eat feces, physically and verbally assaulted, and degraded in the most extreme way imaginable has been increasing steadily.

When Neil Malamuth of UCLA published several studies which showed that at least one-third of men admit that they would rape a woman if the could escape detection, the public was shocked.

Considering that 90% of all scenes of best-selling pornography depict violence against women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis") this is hardly surprising.

The state of "men's" mental health and their attitude toward women is truly disturbing. "Max Hardcore" seems to be an average male.

by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

Max Horton

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins

Yo that max horton is a real wigger

by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017