Ratchtarded

A combination of "ratchet" and "retarded". When a girl is so appalling that she acts a fool.

EX: "God, Jane is so fucking ratchtarded - she thinks she's a hipster because she wears cut off shirts."

by GrabIT December 12, 2012

matchturbate

subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.

Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.

Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.

by vegasbite September 29, 2013

methtard

a person who after smoking just a few hits of meth becomes permanently retarded and feels that their job is to create babies in this world in order to secure relationships with other methtards.

What's wrong with Ashley,why did she lose all of her kids?She,'s with a Slowlo now,pushing a grocery cart in Hemet with all the other methtards.

by SmoothPinnacle April 21, 2019

Mitchard

A person you could listen to talk for hours, about anything at all, because their voice is a beautiful melody. Mitchards have impeccable taste in music and the cutest smile you've ever seen and Mitchards make you laugh at the most inopportune of times. They are people who will light up your life and anyone who is graced by their presence is incredibly grateful.

To me, Mitchard is the only living boy in New York.

by cardiacfaerie November 20, 2021