Mastrok

Dog player that tilts a lot. A LOT.

Oh no, you are becoming a Mastrok! Take a break.

by EZ CLAP PLAYER May 11, 2021

mastronikolas

Amazing

Damn is that mr mastronikolas he’s amazing

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Matrocity

(I) There's something going on here.

There was a big matrocity.

I hit my knee and that was a big matrocity.

My brother is a huge matrocity.

I slept on the floor with a brick thats a matrocity.

I am about to Matrocity

by divingthroughthewoods February 15, 2022

Mastrobattista

A very good masturbation

I had a good Mastrobattista

by LeeRose5549 June 18, 2022

Mastrobate

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid do it.

1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who mastrobate

by Prince of the Void December 4, 2025