When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
Get the Crud-mandouche mug.Someone who is such a douche that their personality and physical appearance resembles that of Frankenstein. They also frequently go to McDonalds.
Jim: Let's go to Dairy Queen.
Bob: I want McDonalds
Jim: Why?
Bob: Ahh Ennh must kill and eat McDonalds!
Jim: You're a McDouchenstein.
Bob: I want McDonalds
Jim: Why?
Bob: Ahh Ennh must kill and eat McDonalds!
Jim: You're a McDouchenstein.
by Caleb S. October 20, 2008
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A chubby douche bag vegan who thinks that he is better than everyone else. A person who imposes his irrational ideas on his fellow co-workers and hates scented candles. A Mcdouchey might also be found in conjunction with a Poo Boy.
by Mcdouchey Hater February 5, 2010
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Get the manouche mug.concerning the use of a douche to introduce fluids into the body for reasons other than medical or hygiene purposes.
You filled your vagina with jello? Stop this misdouchery at once!
Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire
Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire
by alien_from_Europa May 15, 2013
Get the misdouchery mug.A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.
Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."
by christouche May 26, 2014
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