Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

manpon

When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.

"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"

by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016

Manpon

A manpon is where you gotta take toilet paper two days after being raped in prison.

"Yo, dis dude need a Manpon."

by Lamar The Crocodile April 15, 2017

Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003