loff

A word expressing one's teddy-bear-like love for some person/object.

I loff spaceships from the bottom of my poor purple soul.

by (Elsa) May 1, 2005

Loeffelholz

wooden spoon or spoon wood depending on your translation

A family origin from Germany who were wood carvers in past generations

first day of german class

Teacher: Ill give you 5 extra credit points if you can tell me what your last name means

Loeffelholz: Depends on which translation you want...wooden spoon or spoon wood.....

Teacher: wow, I really didnt think youd know...5 extra credit points

by aholz October 31, 2011

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

loffler

a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.

look at him he is one bad loffler

by luke February 14, 2004

Aspen Loeffler

An amazing, beautiful person who deserves no hate. She is not a attention seeking whore. Why dont we "fans " who hate her are horrible and dont know anything so stop hating on her cause she deserves the world.

person 1: wow who's that?

Person 2 : that Aspen loeffler and shes amazing!

by Lolonikki October 18, 2018

loaff

One who fires up the hippy lettuce - also one who runs through the parking lot only to fall face down.

I pulled a Loaff today.

by v dizzle January 30, 2004

loffee

loffee: ridiculously strong caffeine-rich drink: a drink containing caffeine and with a transformative effect that is made from the ground or processed seeds of a tropical tree

Cranky, Peter? Miss your loffee this morning?

by Shanna Lynn May 28, 2010