A female who is bad at sex. She lays there expecting you to do all the work and then complains about how bad it was when its over. Things may start off well in the beginning like kissing and fingering but when it comes down to the actual sex she will roll over like a log and do nothing else. Hence the term "log."
"Hey man did you end up banging that girl last night? "
"Yea dude but it was no good. Turns out shes a log, I ended up doing all the work."
"Yea dude but it was no good. Turns out shes a log, I ended up doing all the work."
by Dafooky March 21, 2017
When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.
So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)
by stretch June 06, 2003
Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.
Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.
by StoneTown August 29, 2012
by brendan May 20, 2004
A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.
by FootyFan21 August 07, 2010
Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"
Also: Log, Logged, Logger
Also: Log, Logged, Logger
Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!
Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~
Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~
by Neil Green October 23, 2007
Plural form of "LOG"...
1. What Opie & Anthony's Jim Norton pay's dirty Transexuals to drop on his chest.
2. mmm goody chocolate treats!
1. What Opie & Anthony's Jim Norton pay's dirty Transexuals to drop on his chest.
2. mmm goody chocolate treats!
Hey big dick daddy, whose on XM satelite radio channel 202, want me to drop a big log on your chest!
How about i drop these logs on your face?
How about i drop these logs on your face?
by Bryan Biggs November 09, 2005