stretch's definitions

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

swass

this is a description of when your ass getting really swetty. its a combination of sweat and ass. used as a verb, it is when you stick your sweaty ass on someone, usually in the face.

"Demo was pissing my off and wouldn't shut the fuck up up so i swassed him right in the face1'

by stretch May 2, 2003

logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 6, 2003

teke

The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!

Tau Kappa Epsilon is redefining fraternity

by stretch October 26, 2004

f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage

dude, is that thing f'real?

by stretch October 27, 2004

Bungary

filthy, gross, yucky

Did you see that girls teeth? They were all bungary!!

by stretch June 19, 2006