Stretch

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

by Stretch July 10, 2014

up chuck

a guy you vomits all the time because he can't hold his liquer.....pussy

hey up chuck! have another shot!

by stretch October 25, 2004

f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage

dude, is that thing f'real?

by stretch October 27, 2004

teke

The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!

Tau Kappa Epsilon is redefining fraternity

by stretch October 26, 2004

Bungary

filthy, gross, yucky

Did you see that girls teeth? They were all bungary!!

by stretch June 19, 2006

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 03, 2003

logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 06, 2003