Jay Leno Syndrome

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008

Lend it like Leno

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.

Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.

Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"

Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"

Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"

Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"

by magzillas January 24, 2010

jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

by wgzn September 30, 2009

spark a leno

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Jay Leno

the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

by SawGuru January 14, 2010

John Lennon

John Lennon seems to be the beatle that is everyone's least favorite which is understandable. But behind all of that rude and hatefulness was a very sweet, caring, and loving man who was just afraid of showing it because he was titled the tough Beatle. Sure, he might not have showed it too much but John Lennon very much loved his friends and family. He was also a hottie.

John Lennon was actually a very kind, generous man.

by The._.beatles._.supremacy June 25, 2021

smokin that lennon pack

when a nigga we dont fuck wit died so we gatta smoke his pack

person 1: ayo my nigga
person 2: wsp g
person 1: did you hear that lennon die
person 2: oh fr, fuck that nigga
person 1: ya fr, we smokin that lennon pack

As the person doesn't like him and they are happy he's dead, they say they are "smokin that lennon pack".

by imkushienocap March 10, 2021